A FLANNEL LIFE ENDORSEMENT: RECOVERY FROM NO SHAVE NOVEMBER

So, as I am sure that you peered proudly into the mirror this evening at the outward expression of manliness growing from your face, you felt a tiny twinge inside, as you realized your excuse for that face mane has came to pass.

Thats right folks... the ever popular, and increasingly trendy, month of facial hair growth, creativity, and dissmissal for even the weakest of facial hair growing fortitude, has came to pass.

No shave November will be finished come 12 o' clock tomorrow evening, which means you have a daunting task ahead.... getting the 30 days of growth of your face, while trying to maintain a face that doesn't look like you snuck into dads after shave before a junior high dance.

You will need luck, will, courage.... and most of all these simple tools.

A FLANNEL LIFE ENDORSEMENT: THE SHAVING TOOLS YOU NEED.

First things first.

You need to trim the excess growth.

In order to avoid a lengthy discussion of methods, simply implement scissors if it is more than 1 inch, and a simple beard trimmer if its shorter.... more on trimmers at a later date.

Now.... moving on.

The pores of you face react best to both cleansing and shaving when exposed to a hot, steamy environment..... I.e. Shower.

Not only should you be washing your face in the shower, it should a staple in your pre-shave routine as well.

So you're fresh out of the shower.... and it's it time to to take back that mug from that jungle of facial hair.

Step 1: Pre-Shave Oil.

An overlooked, and often unkown addition to the shaving process is pre-shave oil, pre-shave oils are a blend of natural botanicals and aromatic oils utilized to create a mystical potion for easy hair removal.

Simply splash you already shower primed face with hot water, pat dry, and massage a few drops of the pre-shave oil onto your face.

I recommend this from artofshaving.com

Step 2: Lather Up

This is the step that needs no explaining, press down the top of the can, foam comes out, goes on face.... You get the idea.

But wait.... If it's clear skin, less razor burn, and a flock of ladies admiring your freshly manicured face.... you need this. Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel: Available from almost anywhere.

It comes out like a gel, lathers up like a classic foam, contains natural oatmeal, all while being endorsed by dermatologists.

This is by far the best shave gel or cream I have ever used, it is like an oatmeal bath for your face, and when combined with the natural essential oils in the shave gel.... the hair practically falls off.

Step 3: Moisturize



Another mistep in the traditional male facial regime is the lack of lotion in the process.



In order to combat aging, reduce irritation from shaving, and pro-long the onset on wrinkles simply use some sort of facial lotion post-shave.



Although I do not particularly care for a certain brand over another, just make sure it facial lotion, as body lotion, as well as hand and body soap, will clog your pores.


Step 4: Go out and show the world.



As much as you wish to be model of manliness, and possible mimic the spartans of 300, you're better off shaved.


A clean shaven face mimics a man that looks like he cares enough to manage his looks, and caring about yourself shows you are capable or taking care of others as well. A primal quality of being a leader.

So when the neck hair starts to provide that " It doesn't look that bad" idea, or the patchy spots start to fill in with hairs you've never seen before, it's time.... so shave.


Unless you're this guy..... then by all means.... carry on.